What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
13.06.2025 11:44
Sure no problem officer.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
HELLO
My ex got into a relationship within 2 weeks after a breakup. What should I do?
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
Yes sir it is.
Is using tech to track or monitor your partner’s activities a sign of love, insecurity, or control?
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
After a few moments he returns.
{RING} {RING}
What was it like being spanked as a kid?
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Is anyone else losing complete respect for the US at this point?
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
What are some disadvantages of living in rural areas? What are the advantages?
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.